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You look at how the dueling system works for this fight against Karnn.
> You read the dueling sequence instructions. You must hit the attack button when you have the circle under your opponent's name, or he will hit an attack on you, depending on his attack sequence. This seems like a rather fancy system for a game this old. What a pleasant surprise to see this level of ambition in this fight.
You prepare your axe and spend your first turn taunting the enemy.
> As the duel starts and you draw your weapon, you have a good idea of what this bandit is capable of. You also know he is a dick, so you taunt him first, because it would be funny.
"Your mother is a whore, Karnn!" you laugh. "And I fucked her more times than you could count. In fact, she's still into me, and I can prove it with these coins! She gives me a coin every time we have sex!"
You throw a handful of coins at Karnn as he blocks them, having to drop his axe to do so.
"Take that!" you laugh.
You use the opening created by the coins to kick his axe away and taunt him further.
> You continue taunting him as you slowly back out of the axe's reach.
"Your mom loved my dick so much she gave me all her savings just to suck it one last time, Karnn!" you laugh.
"You don't have a dick, vile woman!" Karnn snarls at you.
You say “You don’t know that for sure!”
> "I do know that, foul creature!" Karnn snarls.
"Oh no, I most certainly still have a dick! Ask your mom, if you don't believe me!"
Sterling overhears you and rolls her eyes.
"You're doing that too much," she says.
"Doing what?" you ask, not understanding what she means.
"Trying to distract him. It's obvious. Just fight him."
You pick up your axe and look at your special attack list. "Fine, I'll fight him."
> You pick your axe up and stare at Karnn, who stares at you. You both prepare yourselves for the coming fight. A horn blows causing all fighters to stop and look into the center of the town.
Your attention is turned to a huge, burly, bearded man holding a greatsword. His armor looks like it contains metal from a number of different kingdoms. He raises his sword.
You say “And who’s this asshole? I’m trying to be cool here!”
> "I am Lord Barreathe, of the Varon Kingdom," he thunders. "I am the King of this land that you seek to destroy. I can't have you killing my bandit general."
The Maidens of the Fallen court look around in shock. "Father? What are you doing?" one asks.
"I'm sorry, my dear, but it has to be done," he says solemnly. "You all must die, so that this man does not. So that my plans do not fail. You are fools for siding with this wretch of a mage. This world will be mine!" he thunders.
He swings his sword, and the fight begins anew.
You leap towards him and he swings, but you manage to hit him with your axe, staggering him backward.
You say "Ahhh, so you're the fascist that's been summoning the Night Trap and making the women live in fear! Couldn't wait in your cozy castle to fight me?"
> He snarls a bit. "I know not of what you speak, but I do know that this ends today! Who are you, invader?"
You say "I'm Redwood, an otherworldly mage of the Allmother, summoned to this kingdom to right your wrongs. So long as your actions hurt women, I will not rest."
> A horn blows, and you see that the bandits have broken through the barrier and are advancing. You see Karnn swing his axe towards you once more, but this time, you are prepared.
You use your Scorching axe to knock Karnn high up in the sky and unleash a Fell Cleave on top of him, sending him back into the ground. "Playtime's over, bandit. Let me talk to your boss."
> The man struggles to stand up and stares at you. "You're a monster," he says, then he swings his axe and leaps forward. You block the strike, and push him away.
Barreathe steps in front of Karnn. "Karnn, we're leaving. Summon the dark dragon and let it destroy this Redwood. I have faith the dragon will do the job. Let us fall back and recoup for now. Farewell, Redwood, I look forward to your demise." With those words, the two of them disappear.
You turn to look at the battlefield. The bandits have been pushed back, but at a heavy cost.
The sky darkens and a portal opens in the heavens, bloodying the stars and pouring forth a foul energy.
You sigh and wipe the blood off your face. "Fine, I guess! Cowardly king making his pet do the dirty work. Let's do this then. Let's kill us a dragon."
> The dragon roars, and you charge forward.
You swing your axe at the dragon, but its hide is tough. It strikes with its tail, sending you hurtling into a tree and crushing your armor.
You have the Maidens of the Fallen Court analyze the dragon for any physical weak points and poison it through there.
> The dragon lets out a roar as it steps forward. It looks at you, and then lets out a burst of flames. You roll to the side to dodge it, getting closer in the process. The Maidens get to work scanning the dragon for weak points and spot one at the base of its neck. A good strike there could at least wound it severely. The dragon steps forward again and swings its head, narrowly missing you as you roll out of the way. The Maidens prepare a poison and begin to fire their arrows and throw their knives at the neck, hoping that one of them hits the right spot.
Meanwhile, you put on some more speed and leap forward, swinging your axe in an attempt to hit the neck.
You turn to Sterling and tear her shirt off. "You heal better when you're topless, right? You told me that at the hot springs! So show me those titties and cast a fire-nullifying barrier on me!"
> Sterling's eyes widen, but she complies with your order. She draws a circle in the air with her index finger, closes her eyes and begins chanting in an ancient tongue. By the time she is finished, a red pentagram with a many-pointed star in the middle is at your feet, and you feel as if your flesh is fortified. You gain a barrier against fire!
You begin to move forward, but the dragon steps in your way. You swing your axe as hard as you can, slashing at the dragon's neck. Success!
You look the dragon in the eye and grin smugly. "You one of those talking dragons that's going to speak cryptically at me or are you just a quiet, violent fucker?"
> The dragon lets out a groan.
You retract your axe, letting the beast stumble forward. The dragon hacks and wheezes, before its head falls to the ground and its body collapses shortly after.
You sigh and wipe your brow. "They don't make dragons like they used to. With us kicking its ass, though, that should weaken the Night Trap significantly."
> The sky goes dark as the portal collapses. Muffled yelling is heard from beyond the barrier, and then silence. Even the surviving bandits have been scared into submission and they flee. The sky eventually clears up, and the beautiful night sky returns. You begin to cut the dragon up and cook it into a hearty meal to celebrate your victory over the dragon. With its defeat, the barrier disappears, and peace returns. For now.
You say "I hope the King is pissed off to all hell over this. Next time he needs to spend money on a real dragon. This thing was barely a threat to our teamwork!"
> The King, it turns out, is furious. He immediately spends a large sum of money to hire villainous bounty hunters to send to all corners of the map. Whether they will find you or not, only time will tell.
You pay to have a massive party at the brothel, looking at the man who runs it. "Hey, since I got rid of the bandits, can I finally use your establishment's services? I would think you'd make a lot of money if I told people this was the chosen brothel of Redwood, the bandit slayer."
> The man smiles widely and reaches his hand out. "Done."
You shake his hand and then head to the brothel, taking the maidens with you into a room where you can have your excessive fill of hedonism. Opium and hash swirl around the air as you have an all-ladies orgy that lasts for the rest of the night and into the next day. The ladies remember you most for your hungry tongue and your stamina. You really put it down. The rumors spread quickly, and business booms at this brothel. This place is chosen by the most adventurous and the most desperate for their sexual appetites.
As for you, you've earned it.
You stand outside the brothel with Sterling and the Maidens of the Fallen Court. "That's one dragon down, but we still have yet to meet with the Allmother's church and stop the King. This whole adventure is far from over. You four ladies in it to win it with me?"\
> Sterling looks to you, her eyes brimming with determination. The other three maidens look at you as well, nodding, awaiting your orders.
You say "Let's go save the world. And not just because this journey is getting me laid a whole lot."
> The four ladies laugh as you all begin to form a plan to meet with the Allmother's temple. The King is going to have his work cut out for him when you start dismantling his reign!
You make a save file at the end of the game to load into the next one.
~ THE END ~
You reached the ending of the game! Congratulations! Night Trap Gaiden: Daybreak is over.
Continue on to Night Trap Gaiden 2: Harlot's Bible.
You are Redwood, a woman known as the mage of the Allmother, trapped in a world called the Kingdom of Varon. You are opposed to the mad Lord Barreathe, who seeks to plunge the land into constant darkness. You have already vanquished his dragon, but he has sinister plans in store for you, with bounty hunters now all over the kingdom laying in wait for you.
Your allies are Sterling the Diviner and the Maidens of the Fallen Court named Birch, Hawthorn, and Cedar. The Maidens are the King's bastard daughters, and he would like nothing more than to see them back out of your hands.
Too bad for the evil King you don't take orders from fascists.
You were looking for a way to find a church of the Allmother and were last seen in the snowy town of Night Valley, where you just woke up after a large orgy at the brothel.
> Your eyes snap open in your private room at the town brothel. You look at the familiar surroundings, a four-poster bed with luxurious red sheets and gold decorations, three large soft red pillows at the head of the bed, and a roaring fireplace across from it. The people of Night Valley were more than happy to cede comforts to you and your friends after you destroyed the dark dragon plaguing their lands. It's a nice thought that the townspeople are so appreciative of your deeds, but the reality is you're here for one thing and one thing only: sex. Nothing motivated the great heroine that you are quite like the prospect of some willing woman throwing herself at you.
Sitting up in bed, you survey your surroundings and note that your clothing is scattered about the room. Last night was a blur of sensations, touch and the feeling of many bodies writhing against your own.
You think about last night and laugh a bit, talking out loud to yourself. "Haha, yeah, last night was pretty hot."
> The first thing you remember is bedding the busty blonde. Her name was Jen, and she was the owner of this establishment. You remember that it was a pleasant experience, as she was quite an enthusiastic bed partner.
You look around for your clothes and notice your pants are missing. "What, am I supposed to go out in town naked?"
> The pants are gone, and you're guessing that Jen is to blame. She probably took them as a keepsake, an odd thing for a woman in her position to do.
Your normal plebeian tunic is still here, as is your gloves, boots, bandanna, and axe, but your pants are gone, and there doesn't appear to be any that fit you here.
You're going to have to go out in public this, and it's snowing. You'll be cold.
A thought crosses your mind and you quickly pray to Allmother to guide your actions.
You walk outside, the cold air nipping at your naked legs as snowflakes land on them.
You look around to see if anyone is staring at your being without pants. "Ladies, look as long as you like!"
> Several people gasp and point, while others laugh and shake their heads. None of them are laughing at you, though. In fact, many of the women are blushing, which makes you blush a bit as well.
You say "They must be noticing what a great ass I got."
> You walk along the street, and a few women actually start to fan themselves. Your ego is boosted by this, and you feel like the most attractive woman in all the world. You're enjoying the attention a little too much and it has you distracted, not noticing that there's a bounty hunter trailing your every move.
You think for a bit. "I'm wondering if they're just letting me get away with this because I'm hot."
> As you continue to walk through the town, you think about how your status as a hero has made it easy for you to get away with some things. Unfortunately for you, the bounty hunter is getting closer, holding a wanted poster with your picture on it and grinning at the reward number listed on it, getting ready to strike.
The people that have been fawning over you suddenly don't seem quite as nice anymore. The women that were blushing turn a ghastly white and begin to shake at the sight of you. The bounty hunter is intimidating them and scaring them away from you.
You spot the bounty hunter just in time for him to draw his sword.
"Ahh, damn, you finally noticed me! I was having fun scaring away the bitches you were getting!" the bounty hunter snarls.
You roll your eyes and grab your axe. "What, are you jealous or something? The hell do you want from me?"
> "I'm here to bring you in!"
"Great, another one of those types," you groan.
The bounty hunter is muscular and has a clean-shaven face, but a mustache that hangs below his upper lip. He spits to the side and grins, approaching with his sword raised.
"The King's promised a nice fat sack of cash and their own harem to whomever brings your worthless ass in, woman!" the bounty hunter cackles. "Looks like I'm the lucky bastard!"
"Yeah? Well too bad, the King doesn't have shit on me."
You raise your hand and cast a blast of fire directly into the bounty hunter's face, burning his mustache off. He drops his sword and clutches at his face while he screams. You sense that he's still alive, as is usually the case with these beefy types.
You use the chains on the end of your axe handle to lasso around the bounty hunter and lock him down. "Look, I'm cold, the woman who owns the brothel stole my pants. I don't have the time or patience to deal with an idiot like you."
> "Fuck you, bitch!" the bounty hunter cries.
"Language!" you shout back, before pulling on the chain, dragging the bounty hunter towards you. You lift your boot and drive it into the bounty hunter's face, bloodying his nose. He cries out in pain and begins struggling some more.
You hang the bounty hunter up in the middle of town by the chain, stealing the wanted poster from him and turning towards the townspeople. "Hey everyone! Look! A peeping tom! Come beat him up!"
> The townspeople see the half naked, bloodied, and bruised bounty hunter hanging in the middle of town and begin pelting him with fruit and vegetables. The bounty hunter screams as he's pelted with rotten produce. "You're a cruel enemy, Redwood! I curse your name!" he cries.
You snicker a bit and look at what you grabbed from the bounty hunter. There's a few coins, but not too much. Most importantly though is a wanted poster with your face on it.
You look at the wanted poster and see how much gold your bounty is worth.
> You look at the poster and see a poorly drawn sketch of yourself. You're also described as being a ruthless, cold-blooded killer who needs to be brought to justice for various crimes. The crimes include "stealing all the best pussy in the land for herself" and "beating up every dude who looks at her."
The wanted poster also describes you as being "a woman with fiery red hair, a large chest, and a love of leather pants and jackets, it's an ugly aesthetic really." Your bounty is listed at a whopping 10,000 gold coins, which is more money than you've ever seen in your life.
"I could really make something of myself if I handed you in," the bounty hunter cries from his hanging spot.
You take the bounty hunter's pants and see if they fit. "Not with me leaving you out in the cold, oh I'm so funny."
> The bounty hunter cries and begs while you relieve him of his pants. You try them on and they barely fit, but they're better than being naked.
You leave the townspeople to take care of the bounty hunter and meet back up with Sterling and the Maidens. "Tough news, ladies, looks like the King's set up a bounty on me and there's people hunting me down. Not very well, mind you."
> You show the wanted poster and you all roll your eyes. "Of course they would."
You say "This just tells me we need to finally go to the Allmother's church and meet up with Brother Morality and Sister Grace. Learn more about what it means to be a mage of the Allmother. I'll need all the help I can get if I'm going to be chased like this."
> The girls seem apprehensive, but agree that it's probably the best idea. You go back to the brothel to collect your things, since the church is only on the other side of the town of Night Valley. The ladies of the brothel seem sad to see you go. "Aww, but you're our favorite customer, Redwood!"
"Well, I'll be back eventually. I promise." You kiss the hands of every girl working at the brothel. "Keep up the excellent work, ladies!"
Afterwards, you meet up with Sterling and the rest of the Maidens. With your possessions packed away in travel packs, you set out for the church.
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You look at how the dueling system works for this fight against Karnn.
> You read the dueling sequence instructions. You must hit the attack button when you have the circle under your opponent's name, or he will hit an attack on you, depending on his attack sequence. This seems like a rather fancy system for a game this old. What a pleasant surprise to see this level of ambition in this fight.
You prepare your axe and spend your first turn taunting the enemy.
> As the duel starts and you draw your weapon, you have a good idea of what this bandit is capable of. You also know he is a dick, so you taunt him first, because it would be funny.
"Your mother is a whore, Karnn!" you laugh. "And I fucked her more times than you could count. In fact, she's still into me, and I can prove it with these coins! She gives me a coin every time we have sex!"
You throw a handful of coins at Karnn as he blocks them, having to drop his axe to do so.
"Take that!" you laugh.
You use the opening created by the coins to kick his axe away and taunt him further.
> You continue taunting him as you slowly back out of the axe's reach.
"Your mom loved my dick so much she gave me all her savings just to suck it one last time, Karnn!" you laugh.
"You don't have a dick, vile woman!" Karnn snarls at you.
You say “You don’t know that for sure!”
> "I do know that, foul creature!" Karnn snarls.
"Oh no, I most certainly still have a dick! Ask your mom, if you don't believe me!"
Sterling overhears you and rolls her eyes.
"You're doing that too much," she says.
"Doing what?" you ask, not understanding what she means.
"Trying to distract him. It's obvious. Just fight him."
You pick up your axe and look at your special attack list. "Fine, I'll fight him."
> You pick your axe up and stare at Karnn, who stares at you. You both prepare yourselves for the coming fight. A horn blows causing all fighters to stop and look into the center of the town.
Your attention is turned to a huge, burly, bearded man holding a greatsword. His armor looks like it contains metal from a number of different kingdoms. He raises his sword.
You say “And who’s this asshole? I’m trying to be cool here!”
> "I am Lord Barreathe, of the Varon Kingdom," he thunders. "I am the King of this land that you seek to destroy. I can't have you killing my bandit general."
The Maidens of the Fallen court look around in shock. "Father? What are you doing?" one asks.
"I'm sorry, my dear, but it has to be done," he says solemnly. "You all must die, so that this man does not. So that my plans do not fail. You are fools for siding with this wretch of a mage. This world will be mine!" he thunders.
He swings his sword, and the fight begins anew.
You leap towards him and he swings, but you manage to hit him with your axe, staggering him backward.
You say "Ahhh, so you're the fascist that's been summoning the Night Trap and making the women live in fear! Couldn't wait in your cozy castle to fight me?"
> He snarls a bit. "I know not of what you speak, but I do know that this ends today! Who are you, invader?"
You say "I'm Redwood, an otherworldly mage of the Allmother, summoned to this kingdom to right your wrongs. So long as your actions hurt women, I will not rest."
> A horn blows, and you see that the bandits have broken through the barrier and are advancing. You see Karnn swing his axe towards you once more, but this time, you are prepared.
You use your Scorching axe to knock Karnn high up in the sky and unleash a Fell Cleave on top of him, sending him back into the ground. "Playtime's over, bandit. Let me talk to your boss."
> The man struggles to stand up and stares at you. "You're a monster," he says, then he swings his axe and leaps forward. You block the strike, and push him away.
Barreathe steps in front of Karnn. "Karnn, we're leaving. Summon the dark dragon and let it destroy this Redwood. I have faith the dragon will do the job. Let us fall back and recoup for now. Farewell, Redwood, I look forward to your demise." With those words, the two of them disappear.
You turn to look at the battlefield. The bandits have been pushed back, but at a heavy cost.
The sky darkens and a portal opens in the heavens, bloodying the stars and pouring forth a foul energy.
You sigh and wipe the blood off your face. "Fine, I guess! Cowardly king making his pet do the dirty work. Let's do this then. Let's kill us a dragon."
> The dragon roars, and you charge forward.
You swing your axe at the dragon, but its hide is tough. It strikes with its tail, sending you hurtling into a tree and crushing your armor.
You have the Maidens of the Fallen Court analyze the dragon for any physical weak points and poison it through there.
> The dragon lets out a roar as it steps forward. It looks at you, and then lets out a burst of flames. You roll to the side to dodge it, getting closer in the process. The Maidens get to work scanning the dragon for weak points and spot one at the base of its neck. A good strike there could at least wound it severely. The dragon steps forward again and swings its head, narrowly missing you as you roll out of the way. The Maidens prepare a poison and begin to fire their arrows and throw their knives at the neck, hoping that one of them hits the right spot.
Meanwhile, you put on some more speed and leap forward, swinging your axe in an attempt to hit the neck.
You turn to Sterling and tear her shirt off. "You heal better when you're topless, right? You told me that at the hot springs! So show me those titties and cast a fire-nullifying barrier on me!"
> Sterling's eyes widen, but she complies with your order. She draws a circle in the air with her index finger, closes her eyes and begins chanting in an ancient tongue. By the time she is finished, a red pentagram with a many-pointed star in the middle is at your feet, and you feel as if your flesh is fortified. You gain a barrier against fire!
You begin to move forward, but the dragon steps in your way. You swing your axe as hard as you can, slashing at the dragon's neck. Success!
You look the dragon in the eye and grin smugly. "You one of those talking dragons that's going to speak cryptically at me or are you just a quiet, violent fucker?"
> The dragon lets out a groan.
You retract your axe, letting the beast stumble forward. The dragon hacks and wheezes, before its head falls to the ground and its body collapses shortly after.
You sigh and wipe your brow. "They don't make dragons like they used to. With us kicking its ass, though, that should weaken the Night Trap significantly."
> The sky goes dark as the portal collapses. Muffled yelling is heard from beyond the barrier, and then silence. Even the surviving bandits have been scared into submission and they flee. The sky eventually clears up, and the beautiful night sky returns. You begin to cut the dragon up and cook it into a hearty meal to celebrate your victory over the dragon. With its defeat, the barrier disappears, and peace returns. For now.
You say "I hope the King is pissed off to all hell over this. Next time he needs to spend money on a real dragon. This thing was barely a threat to our teamwork!"
> The King, it turns out, is furious. He immediately spends a large sum of money to hire villainous bounty hunters to send to all corners of the map. Whether they will find you or not, only time will tell.
You pay to have a massive party at the brothel, looking at the man who runs it. "Hey, since I got rid of the bandits, can I finally use your establishment's services? I would think you'd make a lot of money if I told people this was the chosen brothel of Redwood, the bandit slayer."
> The man smiles widely and reaches his hand out. "Done."
You shake his hand and then head to the brothel, taking the maidens with you into a room where you can have your excessive fill of hedonism. Opium and hash swirl around the air as you have an all-ladies orgy that lasts for the rest of the night and into the next day. The ladies remember you most for your hungry tongue and your stamina. You really put it down. The rumors spread quickly, and business booms at this brothel. This place is chosen by the most adventurous and the most desperate for their sexual appetites.
As for you, you've earned it.
You stand outside the brothel with Sterling and the Maidens of the Fallen Court. "That's one dragon down, but we still have yet to meet with the Allmother's church and stop the King. This whole adventure is far from over. You four ladies in it to win it with me?"\
> Sterling looks to you, her eyes brimming with determination. The other three maidens look at you as well, nodding, awaiting your orders.
You say "Let's go save the world. And not just because this journey is getting me laid a whole lot."
> The four ladies laugh as you all begin to form a plan to meet with the Allmother's temple. The King is going to have his work cut out for him when you start dismantling his reign!
You make a save file at the end of the game to load into the next one.
~ THE END ~
You reached the ending of the game! Congratulations! Night Trap Gaiden: Daybreak is over.
Continue on to Night Trap Gaiden 2: Harlot's Bible.
You are Redwood, a woman known as the mage of the Allmother, trapped in a world called the Kingdom of Varon. You are opposed to the mad Lord Barreathe, who seeks to plunge the land into constant darkness. You have already vanquished his dragon, but he has sinister plans in store for you, with bounty hunters now all over the kingdom laying in wait for you.
Your allies are Sterling the Diviner and the Maidens of the Fallen Court named Birch, Hawthorn, and Cedar. The Maidens are the King's bastard daughters, and he would like nothing more than to see them back out of your hands.
Too bad for the evil King you don't take orders from fascists.
You were looking for a way to find a church of the Allmother and were last seen in the snowy town of Night Valley, where you just woke up after a large orgy at the brothel.
> Your eyes snap open in your private room at the town brothel. You look at the familiar surroundings, a four-poster bed with luxurious red sheets and gold decorations, three large soft red pillows at the head of the bed, and a roaring fireplace across from it. The people of Night Valley were more than happy to cede comforts to you and your friends after you destroyed the dark dragon plaguing their lands. It's a nice thought that the townspeople are so appreciative of your deeds, but the reality is you're here for one thing and one thing only: sex. Nothing motivated the great heroine that you are quite like the prospect of some willing woman throwing herself at you.
Sitting up in bed, you survey your surroundings and note that your clothing is scattered about the room. Last night was a blur of sensations, touch and the feeling of many bodies writhing against your own.
You think about last night and laugh a bit, talking out loud to yourself. "Haha, yeah, last night was pretty hot."
> The first thing you remember is bedding the busty blonde. Her name was Jen, and she was the owner of this establishment. You remember that it was a pleasant experience, as she was quite an enthusiastic bed partner.
You look around for your clothes and notice your pants are missing. "What, am I supposed to go out in town naked?"
> The pants are gone, and you're guessing that Jen is to blame. She probably took them as a keepsake, an odd thing for a woman in her position to do.
Your normal plebeian tunic is still here, as is your gloves, boots, bandanna, and axe, but your pants are gone, and there doesn't appear to be any that fit you here.
You're going to have to go out in public this, and it's snowing. You'll be cold.
A thought crosses your mind and you quickly pray to Allmother to guide your actions.
You walk outside, the cold air nipping at your naked legs as snowflakes land on them.
You look around to see if anyone is staring at your being without pants. "Ladies, look as long as you like!"
> Several people gasp and point, while others laugh and shake their heads. None of them are laughing at you, though. In fact, many of the women are blushing, which makes you blush a bit as well.
You say "They must be noticing what a great ass I got."
> You walk along the street, and a few women actually start to fan themselves. Your ego is boosted by this, and you feel like the most attractive woman in all the world. You're enjoying the attention a little too much and it has you distracted, not noticing that there's a bounty hunter trailing your every move.
You think for a bit. "I'm wondering if they're just letting me get away with this because I'm hot."
> As you continue to walk through the town, you think about how your status as a hero has made it easy for you to get away with some things. Unfortunately for you, the bounty hunter is getting closer, holding a wanted poster with your picture on it and grinning at the reward number listed on it, getting ready to strike.
The people that have been fawning over you suddenly don't seem quite as nice anymore. The women that were blushing turn a ghastly white and begin to shake at the sight of you. The bounty hunter is intimidating them and scaring them away from you.
You spot the bounty hunter just in time for him to draw his sword.
"Ahh, damn, you finally noticed me! I was having fun scaring away the bitches you were getting!" the bounty hunter snarls.
You roll your eyes and grab your axe. "What, are you jealous or something? The hell do you want from me?"
> "I'm here to bring you in!"
"Great, another one of those types," you groan.
The bounty hunter is muscular and has a clean-shaven face, but a mustache that hangs below his upper lip. He spits to the side and grins, approaching with his sword raised.
"The King's promised a nice fat sack of cash and their own harem to whomever brings your worthless ass in, woman!" the bounty hunter cackles. "Looks like I'm the lucky bastard!"
"Yeah? Well too bad, the King doesn't have shit on me."
You raise your hand and cast a blast of fire directly into the bounty hunter's face, burning his mustache off. He drops his sword and clutches at his face while he screams. You sense that he's still alive, as is usually the case with these beefy types.
You use the chains on the end of your axe handle to lasso around the bounty hunter and lock him down. "Look, I'm cold, the woman who owns the brothel stole my pants. I don't have the time or patience to deal with an idiot like you."
> "Fuck you, bitch!" the bounty hunter cries.
"Language!" you shout back, before pulling on the chain, dragging the bounty hunter towards you. You lift your boot and drive it into the bounty hunter's face, bloodying his nose. He cries out in pain and begins struggling some more.
You hang the bounty hunter up in the middle of town by the chain, stealing the wanted poster from him and turning towards the townspeople. "Hey everyone! Look! A peeping tom! Come beat him up!"
> The townspeople see the half naked, bloodied, and bruised bounty hunter hanging in the middle of town and begin pelting him with fruit and vegetables. The bounty hunter screams as he's pelted with rotten produce. "You're a cruel enemy, Redwood! I curse your name!" he cries.
You snicker a bit and look at what you grabbed from the bounty hunter. There's a few coins, but not too much. Most importantly though is a wanted poster with your face on it.
You look at the wanted poster and see how much gold your bounty is worth.
> You look at the poster and see a poorly drawn sketch of yourself. You're also described as being a ruthless, cold-blooded killer who needs to be brought to justice for various crimes. The crimes include "stealing all the best pussy in the land for herself" and "beating up every dude who looks at her."
The wanted poster also describes you as being "a woman with fiery red hair, a large chest, and a love of leather pants and jackets, it's an ugly aesthetic really." Your bounty is listed at a whopping 10,000 gold coins, which is more money than you've ever seen in your life.
"I could really make something of myself if I handed you in," the bounty hunter cries from his hanging spot.
You take the bounty hunter's pants and see if they fit. "Not with me leaving you out in the cold, oh I'm so funny."
> The bounty hunter cries and begs while you relieve him of his pants. You try them on and they barely fit, but they're better than being naked.
You leave the townspeople to take care of the bounty hunter and meet back up with Sterling and the Maidens. "Tough news, ladies, looks like the King's set up a bounty on me and there's people hunting me down. Not very well, mind you."
> You show the wanted poster and you all roll your eyes. "Of course they would."
You say "This just tells me we need to finally go to the Allmother's church and meet up with Brother Morality and Sister Grace. Learn more about what it means to be a mage of the Allmother. I'll need all the help I can get if I'm going to be chased like this."
> The girls seem apprehensive, but agree that it's probably the best idea. You go back to the brothel to collect your things, since the church is only on the other side of the town of Night Valley. The ladies of the brothel seem sad to see you go. "Aww, but you're our favorite customer, Redwood!"
"Well, I'll be back eventually. I promise." You kiss the hands of every girl working at the brothel. "Keep up the excellent work, ladies!"
Afterwards, you meet up with Sterling and the rest of the Maidens. With your possessions packed away in travel packs, you set out for the church.